EPIC WIN?

YES

THOMAS NO STOP MOLESTING THE CHILDREN WITH A TOY TRAIN. EPIC WIN?

by Thatoneunclewhodhumpscheesewiz June 24, 2019

Epic Win

An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.

“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)

by Entomologist prime March 08, 2020

Epic Win

You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.

Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!

by BottomGee September 24, 2023

Epical

Having the property of epicness

Vacation was epical!

by Bridgiekat May 25, 2018

epic ditch

The biggest ditch of all time.

Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.

Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.

by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 October 08, 2015

Epic DBag

Its a cross between a douchbag and my brother..a whole new breed..

Some guy: Hey man look at that epic dbag
Girl: Oh hey zach!

by I Hate Everything June 06, 2012

DIET EPIC NGL

PLEASE HELP ME IM ON A DIET

-DIET

MORAL: DIET

IM ON A DIET EPIC NGL HELP END ME.

by DIETDIETDEIT July 09, 2022