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philosophical drunk 

AKA drunken Socrates
A person whom after becoming intoxicated engages in very deep philosophical conversations. Philosophical drunks are generaly powerless alone yet if more than one are present, these conversations can last hours if not days giving non-philosophical drunks early hang-overs.
Fred is a nice guy, but when he gets drinking he turns into a philosophical drunk and wont shut up.
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mean drunk 

a highly agressive man's excuse to be an asshole
i'll drink so that i can be a mean drunk asshole
mean drunk by dez_nutz February 4, 2009

hayley drunk 

The worst drunk you can get. You are absolutely plastered if you are hayley drunk
I don't know but you were hayley drunk
hayley drunk by boopidypapbidy February 25, 2011

punch-drunk love 

(can be silly, humorous, sarcastic or offensive, depending on the context and/or the situation):

an actual intimate encounter (or thinking about having an intimate encounter with a given person) after just one date
the question is whether or not a situation of punch-drunk love can lead to a nsa/fwb or an fbltr
punch-drunk love by Uncle Dimma November 1, 2013

convention-drunk 

1. when one has been in a constant state of drunkeness over the course of several days (almost mistaken for symptoms of alcoholism);

2. drinking as if it were your job (but occurring on vacation).

3. see crunk, trashed, plastered, FUBAR, shitfaced, swampy
1. I was convention-drunk this past weekend.
2. I can't wait to get convention-drunk in Puerto Rico!
convention-drunk by Si Sless January 18, 2010

hammer drunk 

Dude I was hammer drunk the other night, and when I got up I couldn't remember anything about it.
hammer drunk by nexgen January 11, 2008