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Squirrel Dancer

A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.
A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."
by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008
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Chef Danger

A chef that succesfully combines random ingredients while using proper technique and intelligent spice combinations to create new and unusual dishes.
white chocolate, bacon, and basil ice cream ? That chef danger is not afraid of flavor.
by chef douche de baggio February 1, 2010
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Designated Dancer

Noun: A person assigned to dance with another person whom attract dubious and sketchy drunk guys trying to rape them on the dance floor.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, here come those sketchy guys!!
Guy#1: I'm the designated dancer, I'll make them go away.
by yourdesignateddancer May 24, 2011
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Pink Dandelion

When a woman shits on a man's chest and then has her period on top of the shit. Then she licks it off his chest and he cums in her mouth and she swallows the mixture.
My wife gave me a pink dandelion last night and she ate it. She told me it tasted great!
by thefox_4 November 29, 2011
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slot dancer

A patron of a casino who wildly waves her hands, beats her fists, shouts at or otherwise makes a spectacle of herself while playing a slot machine in an attempt to force the machines internal random number generator to give her money. They are also responsible for leaving the huge, oily hand print smears all over the video poker and keno machines as they believe that rapidly tapping on the screen with their palms will increase the chance of their numbers coming up.
The slot dancer playing the panda bear video slot machine was urging the reels to stop on the jackpot by pounding on the screen and shouting encouragement to the soulless device.
by Redwizard000 May 8, 2013
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stiffy danger

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger
by samiluna312 October 20, 2013
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booty dandruff

small pieces of toilet tissue that get caught in a chick booty hair when she wipe post dump.
She bent over to give it to me and she had booty dandruff!!!
by koolestlateeno June 25, 2014
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