Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!
by cookiemonster89 July 15, 2009
Get the Cookies and Cows! Oh damn it! mug.A Curse word expressing the Lord's name in vain that progressively has replaced the phrase, "God Damn't".
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Get the re-god-damn-tarded mug.a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive??
these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...
were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.
the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...
were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.
the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
she wasn't used to not having a shittin' damn thing, and had to cut him loose!
get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!
he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!
get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!
he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
Get the not having a shittin' damn thing mug.1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.
Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!
- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-
Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!
Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.
Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!
- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-
Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!
Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.
Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!
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