Danish Slap

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.

"Yo bro, just gave my girl a Danish Slap, she fucking loved it"

by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025

Danish Sword

Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.

"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"

Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"

by GemandI March 23, 2025

Deisinger

A bold, noble, handsome stud.

Wow, that guys a real Deisinger.

by Panthercity April 30, 2025

Danish prison

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.

Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025

DEIsneyfied

The process of altering iconic, formerly popular source material to appease a certain political viewpoint of correctness resulting in an unprofitable, disappointing movie, story or game that completely ignores the original fanbase.

I have no desire to see the new Fantastic Four Movie since they DEIsneyfied it.

by asarkos August 2, 2025

Decision velocity

The rate of speed and fervor a person brings forth when coming to a conclusion

The depth of one's decision velocity becomes apparent when multitasking

by anonymous September 10, 2025

Decisions

I'm not making any. This works the way I want it to or I start stabbin. The decision has already been made and my decision is final.

Hym "No decisions will be made and no taxes will be paid as I am already done making the only decision that is going to matter."

by Hym Iam November 10, 2025