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Button Crotch 

Term for a really annoying person, who is being difficult, similar to a button crotch on shorts.
Nick was kept refusing to pay his portion of the dinner bill. He was being a real fucking button crotch about it.
Button Crotch by SMSF May 19, 2020

vulture's crotch 

Someone or something that smells really bad.
When was the last time you bathed? You stink like a vulture's crotch!
vulture's crotch by W Haycock November 5, 2013

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RCS, Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the Prime Minister's trousers were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.

From "The Guardian" (April 29th 2011)

turkey crotch 

A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.
"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."
turkey crotch by the shazamurai January 26, 2005

Teachers Crotch 

The area above the vagina, but under the belly button. The lower stomach. Teachers crotch appears/happens, when middle aged women raise their waistline. Thus a pouch or sac is exposed.
Dude, she was standing there with "teachers crotch" just blazing in the sun!
Teachers Crotch by withee74 July 10, 2009