cooties

when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.

"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!

by #annonomous May 18, 2018

Cooter

A really scary pedophile who looks like an egg. He typically stays in his house and screws the hole in his wall. PLEASE avoid cooter or you will be raped.

Oh no, I just passed Cooter's house!

by GeeBear May 23, 2018

Cooties

A common STD among children

Ew look at her she has cooties!

by Vigilante37 May 27, 2018

Cootapappy

Cootapappy: (Coot-A-Pappy) Another word for Vagina.

That Girl Diamond be flashing her Cootapappy all over the club.

by NuggyV June 6, 2018

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018

Cooter

A good looking white boy that I'd often seen drive a large red and white peterbilt wrecker in west Texas .

Cooter is out winching a Schlumberger truck out of the mud again .

by Cooter July 18, 2018

cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 17, 2018