Closet Gay

What most atheists are hence their constant whining about homosexuality.

Jimmy the closet gay atheist took a huge cock up his ass while preaching about his bullshit atheism.

by Skialian January 5, 2014

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Closet

An increasingly irrelevant position for a homosexual person to take. Exaggerated fear of exposure and the resultant evasive, hypocritical behaviour, can lead to tension, lack of trust, The inability of that person to make any freinds.
Closets are the true reason homosexuals are not trusted.

"my boyf...girlfreind"
"He's saying that because he's a closet homosexual, yet he dosn't talk about anything else"

by Larry Grayson October 7, 2003

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Closet Conservative

Somebody who is kinda conservative but afraid to tell people because they are surrounded by a liberal majority that seems loud and scary because of that one time that SUPER conservative guy voiced his absolutely idiotic beliefs and was hated by everyone who wasn't scared of him shooting the place up or of the few who agreed.

Friend 1: Ya know insert name here?

Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.

by Imwy June 19, 2017

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Eyes:Closed

a metalhead whom cannot keep his eyes open whilst baked.

also, a bomb ass song by the band The Contortionist

The Contortionist's song Eyes:Closed is the shit.

by herrllyreahh March 11, 2011

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closet boyfriend

The mutual boyfriend that only appears when another male becomes interested in the female

Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?

Jim is a Closet Boyfriend

by Dr. Moo June 7, 2007

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