Disney Channel

Disney Channel is a name for the worst possible excuse for a channel. This so called "channel" displays fake untalented actors that are older than the target audience but act just as immature. Many shows "the suite life" are no more than puns. Disney Channel features many musicians that can't sing and somehow gained attention from idiots watching the child-propaganda channel. Back in the past, the channel used to be better with actual cartoons and clever shows, but has gone downhill not unlike Nick and Cartoon Network, but unlike those two, this has been proven to be unwatchable and unfunny. It is surprising how a company that has made classics such as Toy Story is reduced to this garbage. Even worse is the fact that Disney owns Marvel. Hopefully they won't ruin that.

A intelligent person is watching a good TV show on a network (ex. Discovery, mythbusters) and his/her little sister or cousin shows up and their parent tells them to let her watch the TV. The sister/cousin starts switching through the channels and ends up on Disney Channel. Then the intelligent person does the right thing by throwing an axe at the TV screen and smashing the cable box to pieces.

Disney Channel by Jag140 July 19, 2011

You have no chance to survive, make your time 

A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.

Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.

"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.

What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.

Take off every 'ZIG'

You have no chance to survive, make your time by Cheshil March 20, 2004

Chantale 

A beautiful old soul that respects all things that better the earth, humankind, animals, and society. Funny, intense, and full of life one minute; reflective and somber the next.

I said something spiteful, and then she pulled a Chantale.

Chantale by truthteller99 October 1, 2012

Disney Channel

Possibly the worst thing ever to happen to humanity. The whole channel is devoted to preppy, chipper teens who compel you to rake out your hair and/or throw yourself over a cliff. The majority of these young 'stars' end up as drug addicts e.g. Lindsay Lohan. She started off as a super cute bubblegum blowing tween - look where she is now.
The programs themselves are equally, if not more, annoying. They may be set in different places, but the plot and characters are all the same. They basically consist of a teenage girl, who is supposed to go to a 'normal' high school (it's so normal that all the teens in this school are perfect little angles who respect one another and never swear) who do nothing but hang around their lockers all day shouting "Totally Awesome!" in screeching voices, and at the end they learn a lesson about how important friends are. This is not only patronizing but builds up false hope for eleven-year-old girls, who believe that when they go to high school it will all be a song and dance and the greatest trouble they will have is forgetting homework. These girls will become pregnant because they have not been forewarned.

Girl 1: "Omigod, I'm pregnant!"
Girl 2: "I told you that it wasn't like the disney channel in real life. You expected it to be like a sunny musical number, but because nobody told you high school isn't like that, you don't know any better."

Disney Channel by PimpMyYak May 10, 2009

Ji Changwook 

cute lil cinnamon roll that should be wrapped in bubble wrap and placed in the cave for protection because he is too pure for this cruel world and too precious for this harsh world

Ji Changwook is an oppa

Ji Changwook by uhmwhoopsydaisy September 4, 2016

chanbaek 

chanbaek is loud dorks who work together as a team to picklock bathroom doors n terrorize kyungsoo n sometimes they're gay with one another

chanyeol: want to-
baekhyun: picklock the bathroom door?
chanbaek: HELL YEAH

chanbaek by aidensrk September 21, 2018

Chani 

The cutest girl you will ever see in your life. Hands down. With a smile that can make your day. Doesn't care what people think of her either. With the cutest brown eyes, a chani will make the best girl for anyone.

Daaamn!!! That girl has to be a chani she is the cutest girl I have ever seen in my life!!

Chani by Dymeir April 19, 2018