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California

A fake "state" made by the government into tricking Americans into thinking that the United States is bigger than it actually is.
California doesn't exist. It never did.
by 32the12the3 May 26, 2018
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California

Shouldn’t even be allowed to be part of the United States of America.
Did you guys see how they don’t allow large magazine sizes in California? You think that’ll stop a bad guy from illegally using one?
by Nathaniel822 June 24, 2018
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California

A bootleg of Texas but with a lot more gay celebrities and people
Texas: Can I borrow something real quick

California: Fine but you better get me four condoms at costco
by redtolietpaper December 1, 2019
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highland california

A city very close to San berdoo that's almost as bad as San berdoo where crips and bloods live.highland is now worse then Compton.
A very crazy city surrounded by crazier cities.highland California is like Compton California in the 90's but worse.
by 909raized December 31, 2014
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moving to California to write for the Food Network

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.
Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.
by SocratesTheYounger February 22, 2011
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garden grove California

by dannie September 5, 2016
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California Speed

A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"
"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"
by John Hoffman May 13, 2005
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