Cracks Butt

A word to describe ones frustrations with an object or person. Especially if they had one or two drinks at a slot machine game.

*hits machine* *took all her money* “This cracks butt!”

by Rainswerds April 14, 2019

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014

Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

Dungeon butt

The smell you smell when your cat eats a dead body, and then takes a shit and then shows you her asshole. It's smells unpleasantly moist, dark and dank.

stank rotton cat turd butthole
Sample Sentence: "dude wtf did your cat just do in there?"
"Oh, that's just dungeon butt...here's the febreeze.."

by CatLady March 22, 2012

Butt Poof

A patch of hair missed while shaving between the butt hole and vagina

My girlfriend missed her butt poof while shaving

by Tandog November 30, 2013

butt nakeds

Timberlands that don't have the leather strap around the ankle.

"Peep dude in the corner with the butt nakeds on"

by FreCrack3 October 22, 2017

butt-crackery

Of or relating to butt cracks; awkward or innappropriate interjection

Enough butt-crackery let's get serious

by Jon-Lizzle May 25, 2010