Beardless Messi

Goat

Beardless Messi is the best footballer

by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021

Beardful ben

Beardful ben is an extremely digstgai dude. Gets no girls or boys. Very loneley, No family, No firemnds, gveyr very veyr sadge and losnely, dont hang out with beardfuk ben. Hang with beardLESS ben.

"Ew is that BEARDFUL BEN !!! Run eveyrpne!!"

by beepbop121 November 5, 2021

bardylis

Bardylis comes from an ancient illyrian name which in todays albanian language is pronounced as bardhyl ( bardh - yl) if translated into english means white star. The most famous person named bardylis was a king of an illyrian land called dardania.

People named bardylis are born to be leaders. Are very observing from life. They are very quick learners. In other words they are the “cool nerds”.

Bardylis the son of light. ( the son of lucifer)

by White star the son of lucifer November 21, 2021

Beardem

Beardem is the beste form of Erdems, they're strong. Just strong and good hearted.

some dude: "Did you ever tried Beardems leg workout?"
Serhad: "Oh yeah man, but I broke legs while trying"

by Beardem November 23, 2021

Bearding my taint

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you

I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!

by Moodypoodyrudy December 15, 2021

beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality

Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother

by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022

Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.

Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.

by bentslightly August 2, 2022