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Butt Crog

1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.

2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
1. Damn, I crashed my bike and got dirt down my butt crog.
2. Chris, stop being a butt crog.
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
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Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.
"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"
by johnebbad January 31, 2010
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Butt Vulture

Someone who never has cigarettes of their own and lingers among groups of people (usually friends) waiting for them to pull out their cigarettes so he/she can bum one.

It is from this act of scavenging for cigarettes and the fact that the only trace they ever leave behind are cigarette butts that they are given their title.
*Person 1 sees Person 2 grabbing a cigarette from his pack*

Person 1: Hey bro can I bum one of those? I'll give you one tomorrow after I go to the store.

Person 2: Dude this is like the 5th time you've said that tonight.

Person 1: Come on I'll buy you a drink later.

Person 2: Just take it you damn butt vulture.
by Vyrion November 2, 2009
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butt-plunge

look at that hot girl!
Damn man, i want to Butt-Plunge her
by SuckMyBigItalianCock November 28, 2010
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butt-laid

butt-laid is a term derived from getting laid.. but only referring to butt sex.
I got butt-laid last night, it was amazing Johnny rammed my ass
by Notgetnbuttlaid June 12, 2010
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Butt ribbon

A slang term used to define toilet paper.
Honey will you get me some butt ribbon ? I'm on the toilet and need to wipe.
by Shit paper May 14, 2011
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Butt Card

Kind of like a V-card, only dealing with the anal region. Losing one's anal virginity.
Dude last night I did her up the ass and stole that butt card
by SkaterChills12345 May 24, 2011
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