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Rice Burrito

Used to describe a person who is attractive in some way but has zero personality.
Friend 1: Hey, broski! Are you going to hang with that hot chick again you were with yesterday?
Friend 2: Nah, man. She's a rice burrito.
by CATSARETOOCOOL December 6, 2017
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lady burrito

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.
S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.
by legendsword2 March 14, 2018
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cutting burrs

The act of going into a farm shed and having fun sex with a friend.
Kel took Pete up to the hay shed and they kissed and cuddled and that led to some serious burr cutting! They had an awesome time! They will be cutting burrs more often from now on.
by The haycutter May 11, 2018
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Birchy Burrito

After the very first time you kiss someone, you move directly into 69
I can't believe they birchy burritod on the first date!!
by 69Salsa69 May 26, 2018
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Fat Burrito

An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.
Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.
by Fuck Sally. June 10, 2018
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dollar burritos

Dollar burritos refer to discount marijuana
Yeah, I'm just sittin' here having a few dollar burritos - you guys want one?
by DollarBurritos June 16, 2018
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Black Burrito

A slang term for an black uncircumcised penis. Commonly used by teenage girls to hide the fact that they are in a extremely sexual relationship with a black male (Most likely older than them).
Sally: Kelly, why are you walking all funny?
Kelly: Oh it's nothing, just went on a date last night and had a black burrito~.
Sally: Wow, didn't know you could handle one of those!
by Childish Scrimbino July 11, 2018
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