Bum children

The sexual act in which after anal intercourse the man that unloaded eats his own sperm out of the takers bum.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and eat some Bum Children.

by Glennkw February 17, 2022

Bum Tigger

Sounds highly racist but legally isn’t. Great comeback material.

Hey asshole
Shut up Bum Tigger

by C00chiMan69 November 12, 2020

bum webbing

The cross-hatched webbing pattern that forms from dry dirty anal hair, so that faecal matter has to rip through like a child on a trampoline tower

He was going to fuck my ass last night but in stead dumped me because I hadn’t waxed my bum webbing

by itsnotnino January 14, 2023

hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

Bum Grass

A phrase that is used when something or someone annoys another person.

Gosh Dude you are such a freaking bum grasser!

Aw man we have a pop quiz! Thats so Bum Grass!

I didnt get picked for the team, thats Bum grass!

by Kjfinn July 7, 2011

Bum curtains

The flesh that hangs from an extremely obese persons buttocks.

In order to engage in anal sex with that large lady, one would have to open her bum curtains.

by Gazrocks April 8, 2013

Bum-Jobbed

1) To get a raw deal; hosed

"They fired him for that?! Damn - he got bum-jobbed!" - Drab T-Shirt

by ZJ1067 July 8, 2014