Augonomical

An extremely large amount of an item or multiple items.

This is an Augonomical mess!

by Meya13 March 12, 2011

August Thirteenth

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA. On August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.

John: Can you help me shave my head?

Sarah: Why, you don't like your hair?

John: No, a bunch of us are doing it for August thirteenths bald day. Cancer is still a death sentence.

Sarah: I was gonna wear a skull cap but of course I will!

by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013

Augusta Rose

A respected female. She is southern and classy, respect and honesty are her values. She is a daddy's girl and her mama'a world. She is destined to be a rodeo barrel racer or pageant child. She has that southern accent and she is as sweet as can be!

"Look at that sweet girl! She is so an Augusta Rose!"
"I bet her mama is proud!" "She is so an Augusta Rose!"

by Rodeo Star January 5, 2014

Augmentophilia

Only being aroused by augmented / surgically altered women.

- Jarred who can get it up only by looking at G cup fake titties and a implanted 39 inch ass is such an augmentophile.
- Wayne's mother fears he has extreme augmentophilia because he ordered an XXXL blow up dolly.
- Brandon here who dumped his girlfriend when he found out her M&S bra was thickly padded for up to 2 cups bigger!

by Marina Bella March 31, 2015

augurey

(Also known as the Irish Phoenix) The Augurey is native to Britain and Ireland. It looks somewhat like an underfed vulture in appearance. But it's feathers are dark green. It is very shy, and nests in bramble, but has been known to also nest in thorn. The Augurey has a deep cry, which was once believed to foretell death. But then patient research showed that the Augurey sings merely when there will soon be rain. Do not attempt to use one of their feathers as a quill, for it repels ink.

(The Augurey is a beast in the world of Harry Potter.)

I heard a cry of an Augurey, and thought I was then dead.

by Julie Sky November 29, 2016

aughtry

He has a big dick.

"Hey did you see Aughtry lately?"
"Yeah, he has such a big schlong."

by Aughtry April 22, 2017

augestin

augestin = gay
he loves men and is a norvegian word for guy who loves it rough. This is a guy that you can go to a gay bar with and leave without.

Hey augestin, you wanna hang out
Yes, i love penis

by Penislover324 March 16, 2018