Almeria Times

The best blog in the whole existence.

el chaquetero: I love Almeria Times
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by Culdee July 6, 2023

Almond Roommate

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.

“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”

by Why are bears friend shaped? July 17, 2023

Almighty Pagwag

Musical Artist:
The swaggerest pagger
Man makes synth music like no other
Anti-Nukes and Pro-deaf people getting their ears fixed

Clarence: U heard that new almighty pagwag?
Brian: yes bratha, luh, featuring kojam and the crew

by Cracked egg in aberdale July 22, 2023

Almoster

Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.

"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."

"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."

by Disgruntled_Sir July 26, 2023

Almost Hadhim

A woman who's almost married. maybe even had a few kids by the guy she wanted to marry....but never married.

Julia has three kids by Jason. She wanted to marry him but never did. Julia is a Almost Hadhim

by harryjohnson79635 August 7, 2023

Alma

Alma is a very beautiful, intelligent girl.
She is also very insecure of her looks, but doesn't realize that she in fact is really attractive and pretty. She has beautiful hair, face and everything about her is just so fineee. She is really shy and sometimes socially awkward. One day she will meet the love of her life and he is gonna fall for her so bad. They will make a great couple and have really beautiful kids.

Person 1: Yo man, I fell in love with Alma. I'm gonna propose to her.
Person 2: Go for it, dude! She' s a really nice girl.
Random person: Wow, that girl is so dreamy!!!

by prettygirlyhere August 11, 2023

Almond Breeze

When a man nuts on a woman's ass hole and she farts the nut back at him

Hey baby, lets do something kinky tonight, want to try an almond breeze?

by Redline06 August 15, 2023