nut cunt

A nut case of the cunt variety. Typically one who lets their crazy cunt ways impinge on the lifestyles of others.

Yo, Jacob Aronson is a huge nut cunt

by jecomeon October 29, 2010

Nut Stuff

The act of stuffing one's testicles into there partners anus. Usually a sexual act.

Her ass was so loose I could give her a nut stuff whilst my cock was in.

by +PF- July 18, 2005

Nut-ping

As seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The struck character then does a funny walk grabbing their junk, leaving them open for a follow-up hit.

See also: Double Nut-ping Cancellation

:: one player low-blows another on No Mercy:

PING!!!!

"AWW! Dude, you nut-pinged me!"

by OperatorTX 13 August 29, 2009

Aqua nuts

A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.

My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!

by Johnny Long Arm January 8, 2012

Nut bae

Whilst receiving a blowjob you pull out, ejaculate in to your hand and in salt bae fashion use it to season the girls face

Dylan totally did a nut bae on the crazy chick from work

by Bagel87 June 21, 2018

bling nut

One of those locking "puzzle nuts" or "lock lugs" used to prevent theft of high-priced automotive rims. Typically, one standard lug nut per rim is replaced with a bling nut. Bling nuts can not be easily removed without access to the corresponding specially-keyed socket.

Expensive aftermarket rims are a typical bling accessory added to cars to customize the appearance.

I used bling nuts and everything but those pricks still managed to jack the rims off my car last night.

by Spewey April 13, 2004

alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross

dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!

by john doe March 17, 2004