portable fuck toy

a girl who is so small (generally 110lbs or less) that you can pick her up and essentially jack yourself off with her body

I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her up and down on my cock until I blew my load. She's a great portable fuck toy!

by RyTech CEO July 29, 2009

Midget Horn Fuck

when a midget or a small child headbuts a vagina.

I heard mini me totally Midget Horn Fucked Joey Ackerman yesterday.

by Americanpanzy January 27, 2011

cuntus mc fuck

a person or thing that is being more then just a normal cunt.

levo why are you being such a cuntus mc fuck

by b_rent December 3, 2007

Double-Star-Fucked

when you make a mistake when typing and do the little *correcty thing, and then you fuck up again, and have to do the correction with two **

aw fcuk
fukc*
FUCK**
"this is a Double-Star-Fucked statement"

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 28, 2009

Hospital Fucked Up

When one is fucked up to the degree of being fucked up from the drugs you receive in the hospital.

I ate so many pain killers last night that I was hospital fucked up.

by rebel4ev114 March 12, 2009

fair weather fuck

Someone who is only around for sex and will stop spending time with you when you stop fucking them.

Fred turned into a fair weather fuck when I stopped having sex with him.

by FMonty. October 26, 2013

Fucking Excuse You

To be offended and your saying excuse you but with fuck in it

Stacy: Your bottom ia nasty
Grechin: Fucking Excuse You but your lip isn't any better

by htt. suckass June 2, 2015