Dirty Water

When one takes a shit into a toilet and does not flush, then later that day pisses into the same unflushed toilet causing the shit to dissolve in the water turning the toilet bowl brown

Next time flush dude i got dirty water now!

by DINDO January 19, 2011

Dirty Snowball

When a man or woman takes a ball-shaped bowl movement on their partner's chest then proceeds to ejaculate onto the feces, forming a gooey white coating around it.

Patrick: DUDE! did you hear what Lauren and Kevin did?
Andrew: No, what????
Patrick: Well Kevin took a shit on Lauren's chest then came on it and it was all gooey and white!
Andrew: Oh My God! I'm so jealous! I've always wanted to give someone a dirty snowball.

by Kenneth Fawcett November 18, 2010

Dirty Martinez

Firts u have to piss in a condom and let it freeze and than find some whore or slut on the street. Than u side beef,one sausage to wrap or ambush her poon (any of those work)and pull that sucker out and than u fuck her with it until its slushy. When its slushy u make her drink john martinez margarita.

Mr. Prohaska: Hey fucker what did u do last nite?

Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.

by Mr. 312 March 20, 2009

Dirty Spakowski

Having gay butt sex over and over again.

John want to give Chris a Dirty Spakowski

by mac November 12, 2004

Dirty Nelson

The act of growing out a goatee for a few weeks until a solid public mess appears on ones' chin (similar to that of a ball sac). Once the facial hair has reached an adequate length, one proceeds to have sex with an unsuspecting female. He then blows a large load in the females vagina. Using his goatee, he begins to wipe the vaginal region clean with circle motions. Once the dirty cooter is cleaned, the excess jizz will hang from his chin hairs and his partner will then begin to lick the chin clean. Finally, intimate french kissing takes place and all semen is dissolved.

Last night a girl asked me to Dirty Nelson her, and I did.

by an eye witness April 23, 2009

Dirty Pierre

When you wear a red béret and have sex with your mother. Then you eat a croissant.

One time in gym class I gave this girl Caitlin a Dirty Pierre. Ooh La-La!

by PurpleDyke June 12, 2008

Dirty Snowball

The act of a male jacking off into one hand while taking a dump in the other, then smacking his hands together, thus mixing the two together. Once together, the male balls the item up, and throws it at a womans face.

I was repulsed, yet amused when he threw a dirty snowball in my face

by Horacio Abdulah April 7, 2009