by C_9 June 13, 2016

When some one has a square head
by Itsmebitchassho July 4, 2016

by pink_demon July 21, 2006

After blowing from the southwest at 20 knots all morning, the breeze assed out at noon resulting in the abandonment of the race.
by gk April 26, 2004

Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?
Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!
Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!
by PME InfoSource December 26, 2008

It's like saying, "Fuck Me", but usually referring to a fucked up situation and not yourself, even if you screwed up.
Trying to open a jar of peppers. You banged the lid with the back of a knife, ran it under hot water and yet nothing gets it open. Out of anger and wanting to throw the jar across the room, one exclaims, "Mother Ass F, this is one fucking hard jar to open!"
by Oahn August 13, 2010

1) Mark Ass Tripz is a freestyle, have-no-mercy rap group straight outta da New Hampsh. Originally consisting of Logorythm, AK47, and Ratamacue, Mark Ass Tripz has developed into a premiere icon of rapdom.
2) A term employed adjectively in order to properly and succesfully belittle one who believes that he/she is above you when, in fact, he/she is not. Must be used only when necessary, but may be used liberally when liberality does not become overuse. SEE ALSO Billy Beane
2) A term employed adjectively in order to properly and succesfully belittle one who believes that he/she is above you when, in fact, he/she is not. Must be used only when necessary, but may be used liberally when liberality does not become overuse. SEE ALSO Billy Beane
1) Ah shiii son, if dem boyz outta Mark Ass Tripz eva gets signed, I think I just might......I just might.......I just might......................... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!!
2) Yao yao, what da fuk?!?! Whatchoo tink you some kinda gangsta??? Shut-up you mark ass tripz homo!!
2) Yao yao, what da fuk?!?! Whatchoo tink you some kinda gangsta??? Shut-up you mark ass tripz homo!!
by Ratamacue (A.K.A. "Da-Q") February 13, 2005
