dapper weed

A hand picked quality of grade A marijuana. That is manicured too it’s top state of being.

I smoke dapper weed.

by Good weed, Exotic weed, June 9, 2019

Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

mexi-weed

Weed that is sub-par. Weed that will get you by but will give you a headache.

I went to Lucio's house to get some bomb, but instead walked away with a bag of Mexi-weed.

by McGullicutty April 26, 2006

speed weed

The largest marijuana collective and delivery service in the US based in Los Angeles but serving every legal area in the US. Speed Weed carries the largest selection of top shelf marijuana. They are celebrity endorsed. The owners are cannabis activists that are constantly in the national news on Television, Radio, and Pod Casts. Joe Rogan is a huge supporter and often has the owner Gino on his podcasts.

It's 1am how can we get some dank buds?

Check out Speed Weed's website and they'll come right to you with that Dank Fire.

by The Fierce Bambino September 2, 2014

Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

weed Castro

Someone who is hoarding the joint in a smoking circle

pass it down already, weed Castro!

by andreud November 22, 2010

Weed Smokes

Weed Smokes is the term referencing to smoke the marijauna's but you also are tripping on acid so the words don't come out right?

Aye Bro wanna WeedSmokes in ten?
Should I pack some weed smokes?

by GAyboi67 November 15, 2017