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Wright State University

A mid-sized, public university located in a suburb of Dayton, Ohio. Named after the Wright brothers. Known for its nursing, engineering, and psychology programs. Not known for parties. Best bang for your buck in Ohio as far as education goes. The campus is beautiful and clean and the people are friendly. By far the best school in the greater Dayton area. The air force base is nearby so there are always men in uniform around. The girls are among the most attractive college girls in the country. Almost all of them are in a relationship, usually long-distance.
UD student: where do you go to school?
WSU student: Wright State University
UD student: oh, I like to spend a ridiculous amount of money for exactly the same product so I can feel superior.

Guy 1: woah that chick is hot!
Guy 2: yeah she is! I bet she goes to Wright State University.

Michigan State University 

1. A phenomenal university located alongside Michigan's capital city of Lansing, this school is for the well-rounded student who is looking for a fantastic education, great employment opportunities, and an active and friendly student body--basically the overall "student experience" plus a kick-ass campus. They also have well-recognized and nationally ranked graduate programs in research, law, and all 3--yes 3--of their medical schools. Don't believe it? Here:

"A dynamic and diverse academic community, MSU offers all the vibrancy and excitement you'd expect from one of the most comprehensive campuses in the United States. With an extensive array of high-quality undergraduate, graduate, and preprofessional programs and resources, there's a perfect academic fit for everyone. Outside the classroom, students make connections and feel at home through a powerful network of close-knit communities and inclusive initiatives--including more than 500 student organizations and a range of support services. Undergraduates, as well as graduate students, work side by side with accomplished faculty on research and creative projects and benefit from interacting with other outstanding students from a variety of backgrounds. In addition to the largest single-campus residence hall system in the nation, MSU offers an active Greek community and living-learning communities that bring together students with similar majors and interests to live and attend classes. MSU students benefit from being part of a proud Spartan tradition and myriad on-campus activities and events--including Big Ten athletics and acclaimed performances and productions--as well as life-changing opportunities for study abroad, service learning, and community engagement."
-The American Association of State Colleges and Universities and The National Association of State Universities and Land-Grant Colleges
I got into U of M and was offered a scholarship when I applied for their undergrad program. I also got into U of M when I was applying for medical school. But since I at no point wanted to become an asshole, I still chose Michigan State University. So every U of M prick who thinks MSU students were just too stupid to get into U of M, or wishes they went to U of M, think again. We all just didn't want to become petty bitches and associate with any of you.

purdue university

A prestigious university in West Lafayette, IN. While not as fun as IU, it has a better reputation once you leave the state of Indiana. Top programs include Engineering, Management (better than Kelly at IU), Technology, and Science. Ranked as a top 20 public institution. People in the west coast have no idea what state this school is in but they know how strong it is academically. Other than that, we have average parties, average girls, below average sports, but a very high average starting starting salary (which is all that matters).
I go to Purdue University. Although you may have a more fun college experience, I'm gonna be richer than you. So fuck you for your four years, I'll take the next forty.
purdue university by mab23 June 28, 2014

San Diego State University 

Yeah, there is some learning here. Learning how to correctly roll a blunt with a page of your SDSU transcript. Once you realize you've woken up on too many crap-crusted toilets with other frat boys, gotten laid by one to many androgenous TJ hookers and forgot to go to enough classes to pass, then you notice you're still a freshman in what should be your graduating year, and still trying to cheat off a quiet mexican/asian/white hybrid student who is ashamed to be in class with the guy that smells like puke and Jamison and has a permanent boner from the first day of Fall 2001 semester. There are some cool creative writing classes though, and if you want, SDSU has lecture halls big enough to get head in the back from any number of quiet mail-order bride looking OC cuties who like whoring on Daddy's money.
SDSU, SD, Aztecs, San Diego State University, San Diego State

Google University 

A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.
After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".
Google University by BeltonBelle November 25, 2014
Word of the Day on May 6, 2015

Butler University 

A very expensive private university. Known for their men’s basketball in the big east conference. White as hell. If you’re a student you’re stuck in the butler bubble. Everyone’s friends with everyone and we all know everyone’s dirt. Has various smells including the door by Atherton that always smells like shit. Never trust the Atherton food. For a small school we have major school spirit. The only party life here includes senior houses because all of the frats are probably on probation. If you go to Butler, you’re probably a cool ass college student! GO DAWGS!!!
“Do you know of Butler University?”
“Yeah I watched them beat Villanova three times in a row!”