twat cone

A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.

"Man, Morgan is such a twat cone when it comes to his girlfriend."

by 9109bm December 28, 2014

twat tonsil

Bulbus upper inner thighs, resembling tonsils, that act as a protective barrier to the twat.

I was naked when I fell in the mud...LUCKILY my twat tonsils kept my puddy from getting dirty...

by PHATAZ February 24, 2015

Twasted

The level of intoxication experienced after drinking and smoking that sticky stanky.

I shouldn't have taken that last hit, the herb and vodka got me all sorts of twasted!

by ShimmyVB August 26, 2015

twatalescent

Those asshole kids who are half-way between suck and dick. Often referred to as "pre-teens".

So today my twatalescent rolled her eyes at me and said, "I was gonna walk the dog because it's fun, but its not like I even get paid for it!"

by twatsinaname December 10, 2015

twat yachting

The sailing of ones penis in the vast oceans of a wet vagina.

Damn son, I was twat yachting all night in her pussy.

by Trigga Bone August 18, 2016

Twat

Cunt's lighter more acceptable sister.

My ex is such a fucking twat.

by McSplooge June 5, 2016

Twat pod

Two women who are best friends. Like two peas in a pod!

Amanda and Wendi are twat pods

by ScottWhiteAhh July 7, 2016