Milking a turtle

Doing a lot of work for a reward that isn't really there.

guy 1: Hey man, I've been saving up money to buy my ex-girlfriend this engagement ring to show her i love her after i cheated on her.

guy 2: You're milking a turtle, bro, she isn't going to take you back.

by doremiabc November 20, 2010

Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

Tiny Turtle

An undersized vagina clit. Often hiding in its hood.

Those twins both shared identical tiny turtles.

by Warno12331 November 26, 2009

Salty Turtle

When you cum in a girl's mouth, the proceed to leave your erect penis in her mouth until it goes limp.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hook up with Sally last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Salty Turtle.

by Crunch_berry August 7, 2011

Two Headed Turtle

Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.

That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!

by Kuhtarl March 5, 2011

dusty turtle

Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.

He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.

by snowmaiden December 26, 2018

purple turtle

to squeeze the penis till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the shell.

Tom is gonna go home and make his purple turtle puke.

by TreR March 27, 2003