turtle cock

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

by Sausage King June 11, 2006

mud turtle

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

by yes June 3, 2003

playing turtle

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

by You Bet May 9, 2009

Awkward Turtle

Noun: The gesture of making a turtle with your hands to signify and awkward moment

Adjective: To describe an uncomfortable moment

Noun: She made an Awkward Turtle

Adjective: That was awkward turtle as!

by TQWEE December 15, 2009

turtle licking

The act of licking a small poo which is protruding from your partners anus. When the poo gets sucked in, you stop, but when the poo pushes out again you lick it. It's sort of like "Whack-a-Mole" but instead of using a hammer you're using your tongue, and instead of a mole it's a poo, and instead of a game at Chuck-E-Cheeses it's an anus.

I went "turtle licking" last night and my girlfriend really got into it.

by Mr.Retrovertigo September 2, 2008

turtle dumpling

The action when an african american has sex with an old white woman , and they hump very slow......

holy **** that guys givin her a turtle dumpling!!

by jamesa December 31, 2007

turtle attack

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

by rag HD February 5, 2004