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Theaturd 

(n.) - Someone who goes to the movies alone only to complain about their loneliness later. Usually accompanied by wistful bemoaning about how nice it would be to have friends to share experiences with.
Bruce is such a theaturd! If I have to hear about how he wishes he had someone to high-five during epic trailers one more time, I'm going to punch him.
Theaturd by angeldustbunny July 8, 2010

Theatre Fever

When you want to go to the movies so bad all the time, even if youve seen the movie Over 9000 times.
Dude, I still have Theatre Fever, wanna go see another one?
Theatre Fever by Spartan76542 November 30, 2010

teatraitor 

Member of the Tea Party, willing to shut down the government or financial default the country to get his way.
Teatraitors and their guru Ted Cruz talk of their love of country, but they tried to default the nation and bring on another Great Depression. With friends like teatraitors, we don't need enemies.

threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.
Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.

theatre taco 

When someone simply takes a dump in the seats then folds it up creating a theater taco. A traditional way to make a bad day for the clean up crew
This movies sucks I’m bout to drop the theatre taco up in here
theatre taco by Idontlikepenis February 18, 2018

teat dipping 

The act of dipping ones nipple into a fresh pile of pole milk.
Janet was caught teat dipping after Justin spooged on her pillow.
teat dipping by ElSpoonage April 1, 2018