(n.) - Someone who goes to the movies alone only to complain about their lonelinesslater. Usually accompanied by wistful bemoaning about how nice it would be to have friends to share experiences with.
Bruce is such a theaturd! If I have to hear about how he wishes he had someone to high-five during epic trailers one more time, I'm going to punch him.
Member of the Tea Party, willing to shut down the government or financial default the country to get his way.
Teatraitors and their guru Ted Cruz talk of their love of country, but they tried to default the nation and bring on another Great Depression. With friends like teatraitors, we don't need enemies.