Thing

This is too complex to explain

John: that new phone of yours is very Thing! Yes
sally: thank you!

another example

John: your face looks very thing today
Sally: how dare you..

by delete that note June 3, 2018

Homo-thing

When something is so gay that its whole existence is just, gay.

Did you hear what they did? It was a homo-thing

by wollowe June 4, 2018

Weirder Things

A tv show starring high school students who face a wicked teacher and their journey to taking her down!

Did you watch the last episode of Weirder Things?

by aMisfit June 5, 2018

sweetest thing in the world

Ruxandra, the most exceptional ARTist, cutest thing you can ever imagine. If you finda girl like her, nerver let go. It will melt your heart with a smile and your body to tremble with her affection. <3

You are the sweetest thing in the world. You make honey taste like nothing.

by 2blind2seeurlove May 26, 2018

no thing

a situation that has insufficient evidence to be illegal.

The fight in the Grand Market Place at USC was a no thing.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

7 things and AAAAAHHHH

The names of the octuplets of a 14-year-old.

"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom

"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH

"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom

"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom

"Coming mom" -Thing 1

"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1

"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom

They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH

by John,Jeorge,Jose,Josie,Jane,J May 9, 2018

Skwig Things

When shit gets crazy and works out for no particular reason beyond the grace of God.

"Bruh, what was that?"

"I ain't gonna lie, that was some Skwiggy shit back there."

"Bro your life is nothing but skwig things..."

by Ahollabackgirl May 12, 2018