spider bread

The NFT market's only hope to truly have a purpose on the internet lies with this image.

I just scrolled past Spider Bread on OpenSea today. I almost scooped it up.

by neoskee February 2, 2022

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Spidering

When in the back shot position, the submissive on bottom, reaches in between their legs to tickle the dominant's testicles.

"Anne practiced this spidering while participating in passionate intercourse and Jack rated it a 10/10!"

"Adds some spider fun!"

by SSSbiatch December 3, 2024

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Spider

A hairy mother fucker with eight legs that want's you to fear it and will give you a heart attack.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah their is a damn spider on the wall

mom: were is that damn flamethrower that we use just for spiders.

dad: I can't rust any of you with that thing just to kill a spider.

by Yabddabdoo November 20, 2021

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The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

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stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy

“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”

by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023

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Spider Man!!

A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.

Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"

Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"

Man's "friend": " Who are you?"

by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022

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