Spider Cup Technology

A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.

Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.

by Driver2900 June 7, 2020

reggie spider man

when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face

bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man

by iballlick June 14, 2020

Kill a spider

Euphemism for defecating

I will be right there, I need to "kill a spider"

by Hammertime20 July 16, 2020

Spider

A demon looking creature with big vangs and with legs. It enjoys tormenting humans and bite them

If you find a spider shoot it

by Why me? July 25, 2020

Glitter spider

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and throws glitter over the cum.

He glitter spidered my face last night

by Haha hahaha September 2, 2020

Spider-Man Hand

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.

The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Money Spider

Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...

The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....

by IAmLeeQ666 September 9, 2020