Jason

Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.

Girl: holy moly is that Jason?

Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym

by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 23, 2021

Jason

Jason is a man that comes from a big family but only has one brother. He has the deepest blue eyes and blonde hair. He is the kindest man very adventurous loves to travel. Hard-working, loving and thoughtful. Finds other girls attractive but always has the one girl that they hold close to their heart. Has stories from how they got into trouble from school. Over all a great man.

Jason is kind

by Annaswhere January 21, 2023

Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 17, 2020

Jason

the man who knows where da smoke is

yo, jason gots da smoke, let's slide

by thiccboi10 June 8, 2020

Jason

Jason is a stealing cunt, he will rob your last digestive and then spill ya cuppa, he's basically a twat. He prats on a onouy being an awesome dancer but couldnt get his foot over his head, the muppet.

You know that guy in the office that doesn't stop smiling, well he's a muppet he's a Jason for sure

by V4mp1ress February 10, 2022

jason

a jerk with no friend Jeremy and nate jake franky and he lives in a box and is not cool

jason is dum

by poojjgrgrugrgr June 5, 2017

Jason

Jason is a name that is very gay and homo. They only like boys and only like to eat out men. They also like to get hit from the back.

Jason is the one getting backshots.

by Tongueinthebutt November 21, 2021