Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.

Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed

by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015

Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.

Bed snuggles

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020

Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.

Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.

by HS----8 March 11, 2017

Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what is messy whT has a bed in it

My bed dump is so messy

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020

Bed Floss

pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.

Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!

by broseph1120 January 1, 2012

bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.

Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”

by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018

moist the bed

Wet dream

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?

by marconorman97 May 16, 2016