Mid-key

When you are undecided but nick is willing to kidnap you with no ransom.

Just between you and me, I mid-key want in-and-out even though I had 13 hours to do so.

by Jesazian February 23, 2019

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cry key

say it really fast! now you are Australian

Oh cry key how did we get all the way down under!

by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019

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keys

Only the most elite men use this term to refer to condoms.

Bro 1: Hey bro, did you bring they keys?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I gotchu.

by Gino Tacosello March 19, 2019

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key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors

guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager

by qubic December 17, 2018

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painter's key

A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.

Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.

by B SIDE December 17, 2018

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Key to my leg

like the key to your heart, but instead- it's a key to crank up Omar's leg

when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"

by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018

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