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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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luke clean

When something is kinda clean but not clean clean
Those dishes are luke clean. There's no visible food on them but I still wouldn't eat off them.
by Differentbutsamesame May 7, 2016
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cleaned house

"they cleaned house, washed clothes, and cared for the children"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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Cleaning Beer

A beer that you drink when cleaning
I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.
by Greatgreencabbage November 9, 2018
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CLEAN

CORONA
I hate you, as much a waking up in the morning

because you actually made me CLEAN my sheets, windows and floors everyday.
CORONA SUCKS
I got to clean every room and things in my house because of CORONA VIRUS
by cerbreus March 19, 2020
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Clean

The cocaine one gets before one cooks.
Yo! Drop that clean in the beaker, and get that baking soda... That baking soda!

By: Sensei Shun!
by Sensei Shun July 22, 2024
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