Morman Spider

A male spider that has many females spiders that he has sex with. Can have have a large hairy spider penis that its uses to run for president.

-Man, Mitt Romney is such a Morman Spider!

-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider

by Soon Soon Soon November 20, 2013

The Spiderman

When a man ejaculates into his hand after masterbation, then throws it at another person.

Sunnie was not being a nice person, so I gave her the Spiderman!

by Caliclint2005 November 6, 2015

Reverse Spider-Man

When a girl is jacking off a guy, and he cums in her hand, she throws the cum into his face and yells “Go web shooter!”

He thought it was going to be a special night, jokes on him. He got reverse Spider-Man’d

by Casemurai November 8, 2019

Spiderman

A Spiderman is when a male ejaculates in his palm(usually during sex)and flicks his wrist in a forward motion causing the semen to fly and often hit his partner. It's common to pronounce, "My Spider-Sense is tingling!" before commiting this act. Usually to let a partner know what's about to happen or confuse them, leaving them open for a clearer shot. Spidermans can be done alone but are better enjoyed with a partner.

1.)"Hey, Tiffany.. Sorry about giving you that Spiderman last night. I told you my Spider-Sense was tingling!"

2.)"Hey, broseph. I got bored last night and Spiderman'd a couple Dr.Pepper."

by Dr. Jack King Goffe September 30, 2009

spiderman

High quality marijuana. When smoked it may cause one to believe he is the fictional character Spiderman shooting webs.

"Hey, that was some good ass spiderman we smoked yesterday; i was higher than a kite."

by Schlong Beater December 27, 2009

Spider Flange

A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.

No 1: I had a rough woman last night...

No 2: What happened?

No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.

No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....

by potato pusher December 31, 2010

spider nipples

Nipples that are so hairy, they look like spiders on ones chest.

also know as "Spider Nips"

Hey, quit lookin' at my spider nipples!

Don't laugh at my spider nipples please.

Look at the spider nips on that one.

by spidernips June 18, 2014