spiderman'd

When you are doing your girlfriend in the ass, before the man cums he holds it in and spits on his girlfriends back making her think he came, then when she turns around the man cums on her face and yells "Spiderman'd!!!"

Dude I was was fucking Cristy and totally Spiderman'd her!

by Teh_Nite_Guy May 17, 2006

spiderman dat hoe

When you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in a girls face.

I Spiderman dat Hoe... AWW YeaH!

by Jimmy Green October 10, 2007

spiderman dance

A dance when the person dancing moves his/her arms and hands mimicking spiderman's web shooting, while doing a jigg.
Slauter House has a song called 'Do Da Spiderman'

I turned on that Slauter House and I did da spiderman dance

by jmartinla October 13, 2006

Spiderman dat dude

Verb describing a rare phenomenon occurring between two men whereby the man administering butt sex to the other performs a rusty trombone (it is the courteous thing to do), catches the sperm in his hand, slaps the receiver in the face with his jizz-filled hand, and slowly pulls his hand away to create a web-like effect. And hence, man #1 has spidermanned dat dude. This phrase was popularized by the underground rap sensation Cabin Boy's song of the same title, "Spiderman dat dude (9/11 I'm sorry...)(Cabin Boy Tell'em)."

"Sweet sassy molassey, look at those hot buns over there! I would sooo spiderman dat dude!"

by Monkey Butter January 7, 2008

spiderman dat hoe

like the 'superman dat hoe' payback scheme, when a man is dissastisfied from not getting any sex from his partner, he'll ejaculate onto his hand and quickly throw it onto his partner's face in wrist-flicking motion.

DUDE! my bitch didn't gimme what i wanted, so i did spiderman dat hoe on her HAHA

by ronKwon February 22, 2008

spiderman dat ho

When with a girl, the guy ejaculates into his hand and procedes to shoot the cum out of his hand just as spiderman shoots out a web.

"hey man, you nail that chick last night?"
"fuck ya; spiderman dat ho!!!"
"BAMMMMMM"

by D666Fresh December 7, 2007

spiderman dat hoe

a sexual act similar to superman dat hoe. When your woman wont get down with you, you wait until she is asleep and cum in her hand. Then, stick her hand someplace: her face, the pillow, the bedside table, etc. When she wakes up, she'll seem like spiderman!

she wouldn't put out, so i had to spiderman dat hoe last night. bitch woke up with the alarm clock stuck to her hand!

by Colin K November 21, 2007