stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007

drum stick 

a strong stick of wood used for drumming

I have drumsticks

drum stick by po po joe December 5, 2003

giggle stick 

a males penis. see also penis. generally an erect. its called this because the stick is the dick and the giggle is the woman having an orgasm.

"suck my giggle stick bitch!" ryan shouted

giggle stick by nunurbiznaz July 7, 2005

poop stick 

a stick you use to break up shit, when you know that the crap you just took is going to clog the toilet

i need to find my poop stick, i don't wanna clog my toilet.

poop stick by vheissu417 January 13, 2009

man stick 

1. Slang for the male genitalia
2. The male organ of copulation

"His towel fell off and I saw his man stick!"

man stick by G-lui January 1, 2009

Lax Stick 

Tool of the trade for getting some hardcore laxing done.

Also known as spoon, wand, twig, lumber, strap, WMD, axe,staff,wood,cane, or rod

"I gotta go fix my stick"

"i gotta go tune my spoon"

"i gotta go sharpen my axe"

kid 1"Bro let's lax!"
kid 2"Alright yo lemme grab some twigs"

"I always carry my lax stick with me"

Lax Stick by Andrew234567 August 20, 2009

meat stick 

1. A stupid person; A blunderous fool.
2. One who resembles a penis.
3. A penis.

Bob thought he could sleep with Sarah by telling her that he owns a Ford Pinto. What a meat stick.

meat stick by mikeg.com October 10, 2002