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Goon Squad 

A group of people who want nothing more than to smoke pot, drink some brews, and kick it with the homies. In fact, they take this lifestyle to such an extent that they accomplish nothing else. Usually they don't have jobs, they're not in school, and overall do nothing productive. This is what leads those around them to name them a "goon squad". The most important part of being a goon is being perfectly happy with this lifestyle and repping the name proudly!
Nick: "Guys, look whose here. It's the goon squad!"
Ty: "I know, I could smell them coming from a mile away."
Nick: "That bud they're smoking must be pretty dank!"
Goon Squad by DaCoBuddha June 23, 2017
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heat squad 

The most bad ass squad that has ever existed. Brandon, their God is looked up to by all members and they all want to be him.
Damm, the heat squad are fucking badass.
heat squad by Dragondash June 30, 2017

Death Squad 

A group of people that consists of Strong, Unique and Charming personalities. They will make you feel like you've known them for a very long time. They feel like home.
Death Squad are the best squad in the world for me.
Death Squad by Queen Thanatos January 10, 2019

flipmode terra squad 

when someone acts violently towards another because of a comment or action; often ends in bloodshed; common influence are drugs, sex, and alcohol
bitch I'm about to go flipmode terra squad on yo ass!

John recruiting squad 

A group of prostitutes who give away free sex as a promotional for there business.
In some cases they will get in the back of a van and get naked and are driven around and they offer free sex to preteens to introduce them to the sex business. And in some cases they are kiddnaped just long enough to introduce them to sex.
Usually only the hotest women are picked for this.
It's our lucky day theres a john recruiting squad.

The Hexagon Squad 

The Hexagon Squad is a group of reckless, gay (and really weird) teenagers, who banded together on Tumblr, and after a series of unfortunate text posts, started a groupchat together, which resulted in them becoming great friends.

The group consists of six (incredibly awkward) members: Gray (the leader), Tyde (the emo one), Nina (the dork), Shae (the funny one), T (the mom friend), and Aurora (the one who's never around).

The sextet bonded over their mutual love of Girl Meets World, Lemony Snicket, veggie sticks, and all gay things.

After interacting for just a few days, the teens had discovered that they had already developed a small following, and that, for some reason, people actually found their over-dramatic lives to be quite entertaining.

Each member of the squad has their own specific personality traits, but one things for sure, they're all incredibly sarcastic, gay and annoying.
"Did you see how over-dramatic the hexagon squad is being lately?"

"Yes! I love it!"

"Me too! Hey, let's spam them with repetitive anons just to cause even more drama!"

"Okay!"