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when you lick a spoon and then put it up a butt and scoop all the poo and then eat
i spongebob my best friend
by ryan betteridge February 1, 2022
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Spongauntious

Someone who is “Spongauntious” is unnecessarily cruel and rude towards others, for no discernible reason.
Person A: “Hey fuck you, you rat”
Person B: “smh how spongauntious”
by shawn.pog February 4, 2022
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SpongeBob SquarePants

Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:

1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.

6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".

And many more.

Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.

By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!

Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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SpongeBob SquarePants

A legendary show on Nickelodeon that had really good first seasons, but quality of the show has gone downhill and now today’s episode and mostly craphole episodes.

WARNING: If you watch any episode of the more recent SpongeBob episodes, please be aware of the super ultimate mega holy goddamn shit cringe. If you or a loved one get very severe conditions from the horrible episodes that don’t make sense, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Amigo 1: Hey, did you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
Amigo 2: Yeah, but the episodes these days just suck ngl.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain March 11, 2022
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SpongeBot

Mother of three Elmo’s, also married a cat but it’s not weird if you know the context.
Really, this definition of Spongebot is not weird
by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper March 23, 2022
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Spongeburrow

A goofy ass grown man child that plays in the pussy era of the NFL for the sorry ass Cincinnati Bungles. Many idiots call him "Joe Burrrrr" and "Joe Sheisty". He has an obsession with spongebob despite being a grown ass man that plays football. In 2022 the NFL randomly decided to give him a superbowl push, even over their their beloved Almighty Patrick Mahomes only to get embarrassed and buried by Matthew Stafford, likely ending his push which was a failed experiment.
Man Fuck Spongeburrow! This kid sucks!
by Braddah Dave April 6, 2022
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Sponge

A discord admin who has traded his sleep for Ape $ex Legends.
Quit being a sponge - stop apex and go to sleep
by Intention_01 April 16, 2022
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