Dirty Scooter

1 shot of whiskey
1 shot of Jägermeister
Red Bull

Take a shot of whiskey and chase it with a jägerbomb.

Those Dirty Scooters got me so fucked up last night

by Junior1 November 30, 2008

Strawberry Smoothie

The mixture of semen and menstrual blood during sexual intercourse.

Leah and I were having sex last night and just after I ejaculated we noticed that there was a strawberry smoothie in between us.

by Laenadhreww January 17, 2009

dolphin smooth

Extremely grotesque hairlessness of the adult male body caused by excessive and overzealous body shaving to the degree of eliminating any semblance of manhood.

Those go-go dancers shave so much they're dolphin smooth.

by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

shoot blanks

male dry orgasm due to sexual technique, diabates, post prostate removal, et al. For many males who can no longer expel semen due to medical procedure or illness it is a negative, depressing, and angry loss. Sexual sensation is diminished or orgasm is painful. sexual tension is not sufficiently alleviated with permanent dry orgasm.

After prostate removal by the up the dick method, I can no longer shoot my load. I can only shoot blanks. I hope my urlogist's genitals falls off.

by ymouszanon March 30, 2015

Smooth Rock Falls

Smooth Rock Falls is a small town of about 1-2000 people. Some people consider it the "shit hole" do to the enourmous amount of gossip. Smooth Rock does not have many things to do, so many people decide to go fuck with other peoples lifes and end up being rejected by society. Others decide to do and sell drugs to try and make them selfs "popular". Smooth Rock is actualy one of the greatest towns in Canada. It has many summer and winter activites for all ages, during fall they have the anual Truck fest and concerts for every one.

Lets go to Smooth Rock Falls and have a blast.
Smooth Rock Falls is full of bitchs and ass holes.

by miss man November 27, 2011

Smooth

Smooth is when you don't get a ticket for anything.

J.Walk didn't get any speeding tickets, he was just that smooth. It helped that his friends were all cops.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Rascal Scooter

3 Steps Down: A girl that is so ugly, most of the time you can't even tell if she's a girl. The bottom of the barrel.
Two worse then a razor scooter.
One worse then a bike without a seat.
Coming from the idea that you don't want to ride a rascal unless you HAVE to.
Short Term: Rascal

"Oh god, is that...."
"Jesus! Thats a RASCAL SCOOTER"

by robinall March 24, 2007