smokinese

A luscious office-mate beauty of Pan Asian descent. Many office environments are littered with the nasty pan-asian skankinese variant. A true Smokinese is of noticeably better quality and refinement.

Examples are self evident. Search them out. Smokinese...

by The_Duke November 11, 2008

smoker crack

An opening of one to five inches in the car windows of smokers which becomes the easiest way to spot a smoker while driving. They are specially easy to spot in times of bitter cold, rain and other types of weather that would not usually permit the crackage of car windows.

"Hey man, look at that fool with their window cracked. It's like 3 degrees outside!"

"They're smoking man. It's just a smoker crack"

by Bryn B. March 16, 2008

Smoking kills

A message seen on cigar packages.
Equal to a girl wearing panties that are saying: "Sex makes children".

1: Can you borrow me some money for cigars, I'm broke.
2: Dude, you should really quit smoking. Isn't that "Smoking kills" telling you anything?
1: Yeah... PLEASE?

by EdoI November 24, 2009

Smokeback Mountain

The situation that arises when two guys have a smoke sesh...alone.

"Hey man you tryna smoke later?"

"Nah man, I'm not tryna Smokeback Mountain"

"Sounds like someone is insecure about his sexuality."

"Fine let's go."

by dendenkim November 14, 2014

Smokey eyes

A person who lies with ease and finds comfort in it. The person may even continue to lie when presented with the truth in cold, hard facts. Getting them to admit he or she lied can be nearly impossible. See ‘Compulsive Liar’ or ‘mythomania‘.

Even as Sarah spoke it was hard to believe what she said since she was known to have Smokey eyes.

by En Jay May 31, 2018

trifecta of smoking power

When you smoke a cross joint and blow your fucking mind.
THATS, life.

This cross joint has a trifecta of smoking power.

by N!C0 December 16, 2008

captain cock smoker

This is in fact the leader of all cock smokers. This is a fag or cock gobblin. A real dick sucker. Leader of all fags, queers, homos, and drag queens. You can't get any higher of a reading from the gaydar from this person. One who takes any cock in there mouth. This person will most likely have herpies on there lips.

Wow!, Bill will suck any ones dick who ask him to. That faggot must be the captain cock smoker.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012