Patchwork

Your favorite Dj/Producer. Does experimental electronic compositions with a pop edge.

Man Dj Patchwork doesn't ever play out and never promotes his album. How come people know who he is?

by Patchwork March 17, 2004

petchy

(noun, IPA: /ˈpɛttʃi)

Australian colloquialism for a petrol or gasoline station

"Ohh mate, I was just at the petchy in Newfy (Newfarm) buying some creddy (mobile telephone credit) for me phone".

by walcpot August 16, 2012

Blumpkin Patch

Instead of going to pick out Pumpkins, you find someone on the Pumpkin Patch, and convince them to suck your cock while you take a shit on the ground. Around Halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.

Hey Dawg! it's almost Halloween, do you wanna go to the Blumpkin Patch?

by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010

cabbage patch

noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.

A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.

by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

pussy patch

A patch full of pussyyyy juicess on tha inside of the vigaina . these juices can be bright purple with yellow strips .

The example of a pussy patch is kinda like a blue waffle.

by Amber Graves November 6, 2011

Cabbage-patchy

Any living being with scrunched facial features much the same as a cabbage patch doll.

Man, Thomas, you sure look cabbage-patchy today with your cheekbones inside your eye-sockets.

by Mary Rottencrotch December 12, 2008

a perfect pitch

When you take a dump and go to wipe your arse and the paper comes away clean.

I took a shit yesterday and when i wiped the tp came up clean... I had thrown a perfect pitch!

by Fiddler234 January 6, 2017