poon

Someone so lame that they will never get laid in their life, unless they somehow scrape together enough money to hire a ho. Ranks above an unterpoon

Oh my god, look at that guy over there with the triple thick glasses and pants at his belly button. What a poon.

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

poonage

In the UK, used to describe the lots of poon in one place.

There's bear poonage at this party!

by Dr Rich April 21, 2006

POON

1-A female's genital organ (vagina)(same as #1 above)

2-A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity (same as #1 above)

A Poon may also refer to:

1-Kevin Michael McAlpine

2-...and anyone else who spells it incorrectly

Anyone who spells "poon" as "p-u-n-e" is a complete "poon". It is obvious to anyone with minute intelligence that the correct spelling is "P-O-O-N".

Don't be such a POON and spell it right.

by Gnome November 21, 2004

poon tang

the poon is the outside of sisters vagina and the tang is the taste of her inside.

they should make a movie called "joe kuersteiners national lampoon-tangs vacation.

by joe kuersteiner December 3, 2003

poon

pooning, or pooner, when some one sleeps with a pillow between their legs they are spooning the pillow which makes the word poon

dude she likes pooning all night.

by kiananani December 20, 2010

Poon

To throw wads of wet toilet roll over the top of a toilet cubicle whilst someone is on the loo.

'OMG i totally pooned that person - HILARIOUS'

by Fruitshoot38 September 11, 2011

poon

1. An adjective that emphasises another adjectives meaning
eg. sad poon = very sad

OR

2. An alternative to the use of words like "stuff" or phrases like "the shit"
eg. That is the shit = That is the poon
eg. Thats good stuff = Thats mad poon

1.
eg. sad poon = very sad

2.
eg. That is the shit = That is the poon
eg. Thats good stuff = Thats mad poon

by Will13 September 13, 2006