i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class
Hey, i am not no jerk!
by H4rry11k September 12, 2017
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Jerk Off Purposes

When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.
Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?

Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.

Naratio: Damn Marlo haha
by Actionkkjva1 November 15, 2010
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Giggle Circle Jerk

When you start to giggle, then your friend starts to giggle because of your giggling, then you giggle harder at their giggle and so on.

Usually stops when someone in the circle can't breathe.
That's when she tripped and I immediately started a giggle circle jerk.
by Dirtii_Martini January 06, 2023
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Roman Circle Jerk

When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.
Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.
by DickTckler September 04, 2015
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Jerk off January

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.
"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 06, 2020
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Jerk off January

Each day in January you got to jerk off
Dude: what is JJJ

Dude2: Jerk off January
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Jerk off January

Jerk of January is when you wank all month nonstop. Try make your ballsacks look like raisins
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