grease monkey

a mechanic who works with and repairs automobiles.

If you don't get to a grease monkey soon, you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2011

monkephant

a monkephant is a mammal that has the size and long nose of an elephant and the fur, tail and aposable thumbs of a monkey. Monkephants can be found in their native homeland deep in the equatorial rainforests of Africa eating banananas and swinging from trees while creating much havoc. Monkephants do NOT make good househeld pets. Ever.

That child is behaving like a goddamned monkephant.

by Patrick F. Johnson September 8, 2005

monkey butt

when your ass gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys butt

by cream of some yung.. January 26, 2003

He-Monkey

A girl who u would look at and instantly run away from her man-ish looking face. A very ugly girl, unpleasant to the naked eye, very atrocious looking female.

Man i was walking down the street and i saw dis He-monkey, instantly i projectile vomited everywhere.

by Hudimus November 19, 2010

Pill Monkey

Someone who consumes an excessive amount of MDMA on a regular basis as part of their night out. They will usually gurn like a lunatic and be completely unaware of their surroundings, often listen to old school, hardcore or cheesy anthems and wearing a shell suit

"I hate going to festivals there is always a bunch of Northern pill monkeys, half of which are on the rob to spoil it for everyone else"

by Ged Carroll November 22, 2003

monkey mints

a term used to refer to menthol cigarettes because black people commonly smoke menthol cigarettes

All Lammar smokes is monkey mints.

by Malicious March 1, 2005

Monkey Bollocks

Slang for the Nintendo Gamecube game 'Super Monkey Ball'.

I achieved a very high score on Monkey Bollocks

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003