fountain mountain

A fountain mountain dew

I went to the gas station and got a fountain mountain

by DEEZNUTZ445 August 1, 2016

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Shit mountain

A name you call one of your best friends as in a joking matter. They are such great friends and are extremely funny, but sometimes they can be complete idiots. Or total jerks. This name is not to be taken seriously

"Hey shit mountain! Get your booty over here"

by HurtMySelf_haha July 10, 2017

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european mount

Anal sex

Lucy: "Can you believe my husband? He just went hunting and now he wants a European mount."

Amanda: "Oh dear...well you better have a light meal and run to the store for some lube."

by Davi-Anne Erabeth September 30, 2017

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magic mountain mom

The alliterative female equivalent of a Disneyland Dad.

A deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. This mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.

Theresa is such a Magic Mountain Mom. That deadbeat said she can't give me half the money for the orthodontist because she quit two jobs. She magically found cash for buying her boyfriend birthday presents and taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.

by Wilford Brimley83 November 5, 2017

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Battle Mountain

Battle Mountain is brown, sad, and unappealing. The only time Battle Mountain looks nice is in winter, when it doesn't look like Battle Mountain. The economy is dependent on the 2 local grocery stores and various drug deals. And unless you like swimming or drinking, there is literally nothing to do. But hey, at least it isn't Lovelock.

"I hate Battle Mountain"

"OMG same. It's better than Lovelock tho"

"True"

by MangoBits February 13, 2023

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