Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 6, 2020

jesse jane

A person that is loyal and only does a bad thing once.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Jesse jane did. Person 2:yea but I don't think she will do it again

by Jane mindy November 7, 2020

Jesse Tight

When A Dumb Welder Makes something so tight it can't be removed.

This bolt is Jesse tight, it's not coming off ever

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

Jesse

He is the most wonderful and in credible person you will ever meet in your life. He will make you smile even on your hardest days. He is everything a girl would ever want for a boyfriend. He makes you feel special and loved. When you are in his arms you’ll never want to leave because you feel so safe and protected and loved. You could stare into his eyes forever and always know that he’s there for you and will never let you down. He is the most special person that anyone will ever meet in a lifetime and when you find your Jesse you will know and you’ll never want to be away from him ever again.

girl:I just talked to the sweetest guy on the planet
girl: what was his name?
girl:jesse
girl: duh

by carebear123456 December 3, 2020

Jess

Jess is an adorable boy. And tall. He's damn tall. Like super tall. Anyway,.. he has cute little freckles all over his face and ginger hair. Or he used to be ginger, or maybe he dyed his hair, nobody knows.

He's funny, sweet, kind and did i say tall?

Jess is DAMN TALL
and DAMN CUTE
and DAMN NICE
DAMNN

by cookie dough13 December 8, 2020

jessany

jess x tiffany. married cuties. best critical ops ecouple. tiff is hot. jess is hot. i love you.

omg jessany is the best critical ops couple omg

by jessany December 15, 2020

Jess

The most beautiful, amazing, cute, gold-hearted, funny girl that has ever lived. An honestly perfect soulmate, so much so, that any man who has her will never let go of her.

Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?

Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.

by McGlynnEvan December 19, 2020