Rollin' On Michael Jordans

When A Car Has 23'' Rims.

DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans

by DJ Diamondz July 24, 2006

Pulling a Jordan taylor

Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.

Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor

by Gay faggot 420 September 3, 2019

Certified jordan moment

When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.

That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?

Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment

by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020

Luca Jordan-Vieira

A Nerd kid, who is meow meow and big puffter who is scared on everything and teacher pet.

look at this pus Luca Jordan-Vieira

by YourMum1234567890 July 30, 2020

Jordan Lago Dialed

When your kick scooter sounds like a basketball

Hit up paintballfuz and get your scooter Jordan Lago Dialed

by Skibbityfreshog October 25, 2020

Jordan Gregory Seeley

Kind-hearted, loving, thoughful person. Tall, dark and handsome! Deep brown eyes that melt the heart. Sarcastic. Stubborn. Determined. Hard worker. Takes the world on his shoulders. Very independent. Mysterious personality. Shy to strangers. Privelage to be his family or close friend.

BEST HUSBAND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! Coolest person I have ever met and come to know. My first and only love.

Stranger: "Who is Jordan Gregory Seeley?"
Jess: "The greatest person I've ever known."

by Jess Seeley July 25, 2011

Jordan (Pretty Lady)

A pretty lady with a cute laugh. A funny, amazing... Never negative girl, who is somewhat into astrology, but only if people read it to her. Loves iced coffee. Very energetic... Maybe not so energetic actually.

She is also sometimes referred to as Jords or CoolestChickOnTheBlock.

Bro #1: Who's that chick?
Bro #2: That's the Coolest Chick on The Block!

I saw this girl walking around with iced coffee...
Oh yeah that's Jordan (Pretty Lady)

by SexyBoy#1 November 24, 2021