Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations

Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic

by Dont read this motherfu September 9, 2022

If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

Im a Mega wanker

You are a Mega wanker!

"lol Im a mega wanker"
"same lol"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022

Im so depressed.

This is used to show people how you feel.

Angel: iM sO dEpReSsEd..........

Zee: Shut up.

by y3h_d May 8, 2022

MAN im fucking shit at chess

Meaning your shit at chess

person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off

by HehMan May 8, 2022

sike im gone

What you say when you play an infection game on roblox and somehow escape all 87 people camping the spawn

Person 1: i want to go now please stop camping

Furry:OwO come out and play

Person 1:*somehow lives* sike im gone IDIOTS CYA GET NOOB HOW I DID I LIVE WITH 1 HEALTH LEFT YOU GUYS SUCK

Person 3: bruh how did you even get out there is no way in hell you got out

by anonymous May 11, 2022

hi. im bored

hi bored. im -----

sorry im dying of boredom over here-

uhhhhhh idk. usually to break a silence.

like i just kinda tell my friends 'hi. im bored' & they say me 2.

by imnot.creative.enough.for.this November 4, 2022