A breakfast that is free at a cheap hotel consisting of food that has been put in warmers for too long and made for the masses.
by Cheap Traveler June 25, 2023

by Angerspawn March 22, 2018

Wealthy, snobby Wall Street types who likes to show off his money to date poor single moms, desperate divorcees, etc., instead of doctors, lawyers, rich women who intimidate him
He was afraid to date rich, powerful women, so instead he became a yield hog, picking up single working moms off of dating sites
by Finanseer August 23, 2022

a bump back whale who only eats fats and meat without exercise so be prepared to see some it come out looking like it's about it explode. It's natural habitat is the kitchen or the bedroom that looks like a prison where it belongs. It's also a "lesbian" so it's apart of the mentally ill spectrum.
"omg papa looks what is that thing in the zoo"
"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"
"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"
by Sleepymuch? July 2, 2025

by ThatGuy 915 December 31, 2022

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.
by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023
