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silver-handed

Like "silver-tongued" but in deaf world whereas their sign language is well-expressed, picturesque, intellect and eloquent.
Girls talking about their ASL teacher giving Shakespeare act in the class a hour ago.

Girl 1: "He signed very beautiful!"

Girl 2: "Yeah and he appears attractive in it!"

Girl 3: "I agree. He is silver-handed."
by Rocketbeard November 24, 2013
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double-handed rub

double-handed rub:

- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself

Background:

- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1

Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.

Ex.2

Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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one handed dota

It means to play Valve's Dota 2 using one hand. The other hand is used for other things such as smoking a cig, drinking a soda, or other things that involve one of your hands that you do while on the internet.
"I'm gonna go one handed Dota guys" Jim says as he feeds his pet snake.
by devvvvvvo January 11, 2014
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upstate hand shake

“One finger in the throat and one in the rectum......"

When a neurological oriented member of a trauma 1 team checks gag reflex and performs a digital rectal examination simultaneously. This is usually performed on trauma patients to determine extent of abdominal, pelvic, and neurological injuries. New evidence shows the procedure is unnecessary but it's still performed and some have become fond of it's diagnostic powers.

"Espsoito et al (2005) found that none of 512 patients would have had a significant injury missed had the DRE been omitted." (Life In The Fast Lane)."Adding insult to injury?"
I just tried the ole Upstate Hand shake on the patient in room 2. Nurse, we're gonna need some restraints and sedation because they're fighting us for some reason!
by Doctor Jelly Finger February 8, 2014
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one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.
I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.
by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016
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brown hand grenade

A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.
Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.
by Tyre Iron Phil June 3, 2016
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Snake Hand

Receiving a handjob with gloves of rough texture
"Dude Samantha gave me the snake hand yesterday"
by Punkhayd207 July 29, 2016
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