fraudsword

A walking aid (usually a walking stick, cane or crutches) used by an able bodied person to defraud the welfare system.

“I was in Castleford B & M the other day and I saw Jackie hobbling with a fraudsword but Liz saw the night after at Kippax Legion doing the Electric slide with Little Des”,
She’s obviously fiddling for benefit’s

by TimmySavile December 1, 2024

fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 4, 2024

fredaddled

putting your fingers into someones anal or vaginal cavity

i heard james's mum got fredaddled last night

by noods8008135 January 24, 2024

fraudkuna

Sukuna after taking over megumi fushiguro

John : bro did you see the new episode of jjk sukuna is fucking Fraudkuna

by Thejjkguy January 25, 2024

Fraudocracy

The twisted and sick backwards America envisioned by a former US President in which cheaters and liars win and virtuous people are ridiculed and treated as pariah.

The impending fraudocracy leaves many Americans looking for an alternative way of life where virtuous people are rewarded and liars and cheaters are punished.

by Founding Firebrand February 26, 2024

Fraud

Fraud is the intentional deception aimed at obtaining unjust or illegal advantages, involving misrepresentation of facts for personal or financial gain, and it can lead to legal consequences depending on the severity and jurisdiction.

manny is a fraud for claiming he’s a dragon ball fan, when in reality he’s only ever seen it on tiktok and video games

by Wpiece February 29, 2024

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024